The Time Has Come Again

PREASEEEEEE SUBLET MY BOSTON APARTMENT FOR 3 MONTHS! PREASE, PREASE, PREASE?!?!??! I don't want to go broke ass. I'LL MARK THE RENT DOWN 20%!

We can even negotiate on furniture for keeps! I want my Parsons desk but you can have the rest. SERIOUS!

This bad situation kinda makes me wish I could hypnotize people. That's right, so they could sublet my apartment. Hit the eerie music.

Love's Like a Runway but Which One Do I Love More?

No emotional baggage just big bags filled with Dior.


Okay, not really. I'm not as big of a fan of Dior as I am of Lanvin. Change lyrics. "... big bags filled with Lanvin."

Don't even care that it doesn't rhyme anymore.

That's raii. Aii?

Question

(1) I WILL (one day) make my twitter and blogger bg look more customized. It's so bland now. Totes not professional.. and we know how important professionalism can be (even though "totes" is not professional at all)!

(2) My roommate just came in and gave me these cool Chanel buttons. I'm going to put them all over my Jansport book bag and be retro chic. How late 80s, early 90s of me!

xoxo

Walking Away

I've been your crutch, your smell sight and touch
I can't survive, with you by my side
I'll never get laid, while I'm running your life

Just cut me loose, learn to tie your shoes
You're not my problem, you are my last



Cheers.

Scratch

THROAT IS SO ITCHY. Haven't gotten this sick in quite some time.. and it was worse about 2 weeks ago. OYz.

Yes, I wanted to update you on my health
Yes, it's a lame excuse for a post..

But really, I can't write everything I originally wanted to write about (Response to NY Mag's article-- If Women Ran Wall Street) because my magazine is gone. lost. disappeared.

All I can say is that if women ran Wall Street, Americans most likely wouldn't be gambling away 95% of their LT Assets and dangerously short selling. The world would also be a better place.

JUST KIDDING.

Kind of.